This stage of burglary is referred to as 'casing the joint'

kid i used to work with at chipotle made a mixtape and one of his lines that stuck with me through the years was “i got benjamin button disease. got so many benjamins i can’t button my jeans” pretty sure he’s still working in kitchens but he at least changed me

Remember when Obama did this in Flint, except his assistant just brought him a glass of water from backstage? It's a good illustration of how the First World just has higher quality corruption and tricks.

crossing my fingers that they’ll give brandon those experimental covid drugs they gave trump that made him bisexual for a week

me: well you see doc, i just don’t have the sauce anymore. i’m not capable of sending out banger after banger. i’m no better than a lowbie, a platonic good natured reply guy, even, 58 year old psychiatrist w/ a degree from johns hopkins: Do you exercise at all? What about walks?

Brothers Against NATO: Guided By ALLAH, is a multinational[1] militant anti-American extremist network. It has as been designated as a terrorist group by the United States and European Union[2]. Ideology: Maoism Third-Worldism Serbian Nationalism Anti-Zionism Pan-Turanism[3]

Lisandro Martinez is 5'9" and Jules Koundé is 5'10". Are big man centre backs passé now? What are they going to do against an Andy Carroll type waiting for a floated cross at the back post? Game's gone.

It's like watching Keith Richards being forced to play k-pop. Tragic to watch when his heart's not in it.

You're laughing. Liz Truss went to Beijing and opened up new pork markets in December and you're laughing?

There's unfortunately a period of imperial decline that resembles a garage sale. Give us a little coup here and we'll leave Afghanistan. Nothing major, just little trinkets.

putting hot sauce on a greggs sausage roll is racist against brits

Feels like the next Adam Curtis documentary is just writing itself at this point

Sorry