”what do you mean, ’Joe Rogan has a point?’”

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Y’all think Lightning McQueen got car insurance or life insurance

Search your name in GIFs and pick the one that best sums up this year.

I wanna be at the RNC!

Just told my nephew it's time to change his diaper. ”nope.” He didn't even look up from his Peppa Pig video. Bitch, people have been stabbed for less! He's lucky I didn't go at him instead of just saying ”ok. 5 more minutes then and that's it,” for the third time in a hour

...And stay out!

Donald trump said today that he’s not accepting the results and NO BODY cares. This nation has gone full “ding dong the witch is dead” or “the Biden crime family ... wah wah.” Trump’s a lot of things but he's never been ignorable.

Alexa remembers all of my passwords, blood type and entire family history but has no effing clue what “turn on lamp” means. This robot uprising is going to be fought in the dark.

RTÉ Six One interview with Russia’s Ambassador to Ireland Yuriy Filatov | Live updates: bit.ly/3IpHMSx

.MSPCA-Angell out there doing the hard work to find homes for 4,000 abused beagles rescued from a Virginia breeding facility. Help them out or your local animal rescue groups if you can. dailyvoice.com/massachusetts/…

.Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley and @RepKClark took to the streets to stand up for reproductive rights, even if it meant getting arrested. dailyvoice.com/massachusetts/…

RIP. He was with New England Patriots at the beginning of the dynasty. tinyurl.com/9d8a725w

The Mayor Christenson is luckier than the rest of us. dailyvoice.com/massachusetts/…

Trying to journal in 2023 is hard. How many ways are there to say “woke up — world still on fire. Work. Spent hour googling ‘life expectancy’ and then doing math. Researched TikTok celebrities ages. Get sadder. Eat feelings. Watched the Netflix menu screen for 4 hours. -Night”

Who? Who wants to party?