A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. ~"Fats" Domino

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life. ~Author Unknown

As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way. ~Robert Brault

If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job. ~Malcolm S. Forbes

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. ~Howard Aiken

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. ~James Matthew Barrie

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. ~Arnold Toynbee

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~Stanley J. Randall

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. ~Douglas Adams

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ~Danny McGoorty

Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money. ~William Lyon Phelps

“Fall seven times, stand up eight.” –Japanese proverb

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.” –Thomas Jefferson

“Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” –George Santayana

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time. ~William C. Feather

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” –Eleanor Roosevelt

If a man love the labour of any trade apart from any question of success or fame, the gods have called him. ~Robert Louis Stevenson

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” –Benjamin Franklin

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. ~Niels Bohr

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