please don’t make me get a job😭😭 this is what i was born to do

lmao what are the cowboys doing 💀💀

i was expecting to hate having to listen to brady but honestly his commentary is solid

i may have made a fatal fantasy decision, shit shit shit

@ sam laporta

starting to realize i don’t actually trust someone i thought i deeply trusted and that is a weird weird weird feeling

you ever just wake up from a dream and just have to sit there to process for a min bc why the hell did my brain decide to do that 😭

oh my gosh :(

😭😭

got this notif while lifting at the gym and genuinely almost died bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN

i fear (actually i’m really happy about this) the jets could be a problem for the 49ers

halftime shower or go for a halftime milkshake? that’s the real question

my fantasy team is fucked

milkshake was the correct answer for anyone wondering

i saw a dude at the ice cream spot with the tattooine podracing jacket from boxlunch and i was so shook bc i want that jacket so bad and i’ve never seen it in the wild outside of the store or a con

where is aiyuk. brother where art thou

luke hemmings getting a buzz cut has ruined my life omg it’s like harry all over again

okay everybody drop your fantasy week 1 outcomes: i lost in both leagues. in one bc i lost cmc and puka and tee didn’t play and joe burrow was trash. in the other bc i benched the dallas kicker, rip. wasn’t expecting 20+ points out of him

all i’m saying is shanahan should’ve backed his player up instead of throwing him to the wolves like this especially after he just won them the damn game. mason doesn’t deserve to be collateral damage in your game of lies. embarrassing.

work is fun when you spend your morning on the phone with some pro sports teams 😎