#NeuesProfilbild

i also hate when religious people act as though non-religious people can’t tell right from wrong because they ~don’t have god to guide them~ bitch i don’t need god to tell me what’s right or wrong i have common sense rip to you but i’m different

new year same me bc maybe i’m not so bad after all

it‘s barely 8 AM and my neighbours are already yelling at each other. where do they get the energy

going to the dentist during covid feels weird because everyone tells you to wear a mask & keep your distance, but at the dentist i‘m barely in the chair and get asked to take off my mask and before i know it three people are hovering over me with their fingers in my mouth

i've been watching a lot of cleaning videos on youtube lately because i find them motivating and i realised that a lot of people don't know that dishwashers have a filter that you need to clean, so if that's you: here's your PSA to clean your dishwasher filter

if you’re european you realize you’ve grown up when your dream isn’t living in the us anymore

what is it about being in the middle of a fucking pandemic that makes people think "ah yes now is the perfect time to have a baby!"

for sale: wisdom teeth, never used.

i was 26 when corona was declared a pandemic. next week i turn 28 and we're still in fucking lockdown

Pisces woke up & chose...another reality

happy birthday to my best friend in the whole entire world @helpsaidtoad! 🥳🎂 i love you so very much and i hope you have an amazing day 😘♥️

Crush: happy new year Pisces: time is fake

jesus christ i’m ancient Erinnerst du dich noch, wann du dich für Twitter registriert hast? Ich weiß es noch! #MeinTwitterJubiläum