Chicago friends! I’m gonna be headlining next week in Oak Park at the Comedy Plex. Come hang! Tix in my bio

“Death updates” is such a funny headline. Unless every few minutes they update the article to say, “Still dead.”

Say what you will about OJ but nobody interrupted Game 5 of the 1994 NBA Finals quite like him

My Debut Album. Night Service: Live at LunÁtico 5•17•24 🙌🏽

Most productivity podcasts and books are like, “You can accomplish more than you ever imagined. All it takes is discipline and becoming the worst person anyone has ever met.”

1927-1960: The Golden Age of Cinema 2000-2019: The Golden Age of Television 2022- : The Golden Age Of Hydraulic Press Videos

Mike Breen saying “Bang!” <<< Kevin Harlan saying “Metairie”

When someone sends a viral post they think I'd enjoy, it's like, "You really think I haven't seen this? I've already seen dozen of parodies of it and I'm deep in the discourse about what it all means. You underestimate the amount of time I waste and I find that disrespectful."

Thank you CBS Mornings Vladimir Duthiers Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi and most importantly Gayle King for humoring me

My insurance company just emailed offering 5% off on boat insurance. Honestly a relief because the only thing keeping me from owning a boat has been that last 5% of insurance costs.

Oh boy! Jokes with a G, my debut album from the exceptional folks at Blonde Medicine is available for pre-order NOW! The album will be available everywhere May 17th, and if you get it now on iTunes you’ll instantly get a full track prior to the release. itunes.apple.com/album/id/17392…

“These new, casual WNBA fans need to humble themselves and acknowledge that they have a lot to learn.” -me, someone who go into the WNBA one year ago

It’s never good when journalism depends too much on social media and algorithms because it means whole news operations end up looking at their audience like, So….what y’all want us to talk about?

Nothing quite as humbling as seeing a friend turn on Do Not Disturb in the middle of a text convo

I’ve tweeted more in the last 20 minutes than I have in months combined. Yep, you guessed it. I’m on deadline and procrastinating.

Nothing quite like trying out new material and having it work so well that you somehow know it’ll never work again.

Thanks Paste Magazine for including my upcoming special in this round-up! My comedy special comes out June 11th from Comedy Dynamics, pre-order it here: tv.apple.com/us/movie/jeff-…

Q. Why is the NBC Olympics coverage actually good this year? A. Because it’s the first year anchor scripts are being written by comedian/sports fan / documentary voiceover vet James Hamilton ! vulture.com/article/peacoc…

During a pandemic summer dinner, Nick Fraccaro spun up this 9/11 commentary. We tried to get an interview with Julian Casablancas — then pivoted to a culture essay, voiced (and top edited) by James Hamilton Might be the best VO writing of my TV career. youtu.be/1u5Y5i-I8PQ?si…