he’s from fucking peru

I’ve never had sleep paralysis but I hear a lot about it and I assume it’s this

Why are working people voting for this

We’ve let Ramazani go on loan to a LaLiga side (who are better than us btw) because we thought we’d signed a 10 and it wasn’t even boxed off. This has been an atrocious window and the board need hounding. It’s essentially like for like signings. I can’t see where we’ve improved

Football twitter is mental. I could tweet “Bogle is great” and someone would be like “oh so you hate Ampadu?!”

Fulham have been done by VAR twice in 2 weeks.

Very good point. Some great performances in there. Think everyone probably played to their best ability (bar James who isn’t himself) but therein lies the issue. 2 games at home and we’ve more than competed but haven’t really created anything. Need a 10 and a winger. Huge 48 hrs

Also the Kop was fantastic again today’s especially second half. Enjoying Elland Road so far this season

How does Bruno go through entire games without getting booked by the way. So many fouls today. The Prem Sam Morsy

Despite Estadio De Luz and the Emirates being the same ground it’s just so much cooler and sexier isn’t it

You can be the greatest of our time doesn’t hit the same as…YOU’LL NEVER STOP THIS FLAME

It’s deadline day. Sunderland have signed 2 more £20m+ players and we’re getting Gruev heat maps. Class #lufc

49ers have smashed it. £30m for Archie, £40m for Rutter, £25m for Summerville. Got promoted and now chancing it. I think they think we can stay up as we are and if so they are laughing all the way to the bank. We’ve scored 1 goal in 3 games and it was a penalty.

Interesting.

Lost badly and pulled my calf tonight at Powerleague

Trying to enjoy a beer in town but hard when I’m not sure if Conrad is going to be okay

There must be a better northern Irish goalkeeper than BPF

Goal music for international teams is wild. Thought the Germans were purists. Sad