Thunder in Shadwell ⛈️

Update: this guy got in touch again finally, apologised (again) then double and triple texted when I didn’t respond. I’ve just left it. The sex was top drawer stuff but honestly I’m preferring the hollow victory and abstinence and walking to the gym, come rain (as now) and shine

Starting to look like I might be able to watch Eurovision again next year

How good is this. So poignant

See, it can be done. Tony Blair and Boris Johnson should be in prison. Preferably in the same cell sharing a toilet with no seat

What a surprisingly long, rambling answer to the question when he could simply have said ‘I’m not going to dignify that with a reply’

This is AI or at least just automated, isn’t it? It’s so pointless when it doesn’t match reality. It was mid-morning so no need for the lights bit, that can be sorted easily. And now it’s late afternoon and I’m still waiting

Again, another very strange (and inappropriate) response to a very simple question

Just came out of Caught Stealing, it was pretty good. Now I need someone to tell me to go home, style my hair, spray some perfume and head to Dalston Superstore to see if I can get in and have some fun

Still getting asked if I’m looking for a gay bar by door staff after all these years 😭 Yes, bitch, lemme in I’m on your team

They’re gonna have to hose London down tonight

This Charlie Kirk incident has had a much bigger impact than it ought to. One of my neighbours just chewed my ear off about the rise of evil, a one-world government, the coming of the antichrist and return of Jesus. We’ve only ever spoken about the weather, work and ourselves 🙄

Something about Musk beaming in from another country to address crowds of agitated locals feels like it should be illegal

Look I can’t say I find this interesting but this guy’s got it covered - an analysis of the alleged messages on the bullet casings and motivation of the shooter

I saved £9 last night on popcorn and drink at the movie because last time the guy didn’t tap it down and fill it up, nor offer to fill it up when I tapped it down. So yeah I took my own burnt microwave popcorn instead. That’ll learn ya Cineworld - customer service is important

The world is burning and I’m tweeting Cineworld bout a handful of popcorn, and claiming £6 from Thameslink for a cancelled train and messaging a friend bout the guy who ghosted me who’s quadruple texted now … we gotta keep shit normal and carry on man. Go to the gym, book a trip

If I had a pound for every time someone asked me if I do OnlyFans I’d have enough for a medium-sized latte, just about. Or some cleaning spray for my mirror

This weekend I went to the movies twice, gym twice and paid £10 for night-club entry. That’s a good use of paid-for Third Spaces. But what are people without spare cash to do? Go to church? Is this the hole social media is filling? We need free/cheap spaces because of our weather

Gym memberships should include optional basic photo shoots when you join and every six months to track your progress and motivate you. No? Isn’t that a clever gimmick? Would work on me

My TMJ (jaw clicking) hasn’t bothered me nearly as much since I started chewing (nicotine) gum regularly. Hardly think about it now