The honeymoon phase lasts forever with the right companion 🪄

“Add my card to your Apple Pay” is the ultimate “I care about you and your well-being” ❤️

RIP Oscar Wilde, you would have loved writing ad copy for luxury companions

“It is only the sacred things that are worth touching,” after all…

Feeling witchy, might conjure

All my good boys and girls know it's impolite to show up in my inbox empty handed

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

getting h0rny from making someone else h0rny is so much more fun

I used circleboom to prune bot followers on this account, and what they say is true: no good deed goes unpunished

you're not weirding me out, you're weirding me in keep going

😊😊

Date idea: his and hers tattoo sessions (independent designs of course)

the sexiest thing a man can do is learn you so he knows how to show up for you.

Bardot is back.

I am so delighted to be back home in my gorgeous apartment in the best city in the world