It hits different when you go silent and nobody even notices

I’m really a sweet girl but shit gets crazy when you cross me.

Good morning to everyone except whoever invented unskippable ads. It’s gonna be hot where you’re going!!!

I might be your type but I don’t recommend it

Me: Hey so sorry for being so distant Also me: *disappears once again*

Men are very innocent. If a woman looks at him lovingly they forget that they have a kid and a wife at home

The bravest thing I ever did was continue living when I didn't want to be there anymore... and I never told anyone.

Sometimes the answers are in the things they don't say.

*sharpens kitchen knives* Today, I’m a serious goose.

The number of times per day I mumble to myself, “I’m too pretty for prison” is alarmingly high

If you block me you’re really just blocking your own entertainment and that’s on you

Imagine hating me and I’m not even paying attention.

I don’t care what I USED TO DO, how I USED TO ACT, or WHERE I USED TO BE! I want wake up everyday a new woman, wanting better, trying to love better & I want to continue to become the woman that I want to be. 🫶🏽

Don't worry, everything will be okay, or it won't. Definitely one of those two.

Feeling cute! Might walk into an MRI wearing a necklace later idk.

How can a cemetery raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

PSA: If you breakup with someone please kindly update others. Some people have been waiting for their turn, the queue should be moving.

Them: A clever person solves a problem, awise person avoids it Me: *takes a nap

I remember when my mom used to say, "Stop thinking everybody is your friend..." I get it now 😫

A damaged soul..