I want you to look at this Cabbage Patch Kids phone.

Have you ever seen “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” on LaserDisc? Now you have.

Opening weekend at our home Drive In Theater. How about some Berenstain Bears in “The Bad Dream”…

What kind of father would I be if I didn’t raise them with Super Mario RPG?

Check out my newest LaserDisc. Zombies dancing just hits different on dinner plate sized physical media, I don’t know.

This old McDonald’s mug. An exact replica of their 80’s drink cup. Beautiful.

Are you ready for this? I don’t think you’re ready for this.

Whoa! Walmart has the 80’s “Rainbow Brite” and “Strawberry Shortcake”. Obviously I have to buy these for my daughter…

Cyndi Lauper- “All Through the Night”. This is the best song of 1983 and it’s not even really close. Don’t @ me.

50% off clearance Halloween candy -checks calendar- in May!? What multiverse am I in?

In the 80’s this McDonald’s mug said NO 🚫 to mornings! So controversial yet so brave.

Behold my latest EBay purchase! This vintage pumpkin man decoration. Cause it’s never too early to start preparing for spooky season…right?

This 1987 claymation ad for “Tales from the Darkside” is one of the best commercials you’ll ever see:

For this month's Purple Stuff bonus show over on Patreon, we're diving into a 1985 TV broadcast of Tales from the Darkside! If you're a subscriber, it's up now: patreon.com/purplestuff

Ok this 1986 Madballs lunchbox is definitely a finalist for best lunchbox ever:

The deep lore of Cap’N Crunch is he battles powerful monsters known as “The Soggies” who are hellbent on destroying every innocent child’s cereal. In 1986 they released this board game:

This is an extremely rare 1986 box of “Whale Lucky Charms” with a free pack of Rain-Blo Color Bubbles gum included! This is almost too much for me to handle.

“A Terrifying Adventure In…Darkness”. I can verify the accuracy of this statement.

This is a pouch of “Rambo” bubble gum from 1985. Yes, rated R movies were plastered on toys and candy throughout the 1980’s. You had to be there to understand.