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The Gurgling Cod

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Jeff Melnick (@melnickjeffrey1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m asking this as a historian and not, you know, as a fan—but what was the last political assassination that was so roundly applauded by, you know, “the people”?

Jimmy D. (@jimmydpooper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A couple years ago I went back and read through all of the Garfield comics again in chronological order. As I went along, I screencapped some of the funniest/weirdest/most interesting out of context panels. Some of these are cropped, but none of them are edited. 1/9

A couple years ago I went back and read through all of the Garfield comics again in chronological order. As I went along, I screencapped some of the funniest/weirdest/most interesting out of context panels. Some of these are cropped, but none of them are edited.

1/9
Jeff Melnick (@melnickjeffrey1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It just hit me that there is one guy we know for sure who said he could kill somebody on the streets of New York and get away with it

Bill Connelly (@espn_billc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bama's nonconference opponents this year ranked 67th, 77th and 80th in SP+ (plus an FCS team). The three SEC teams that made it all had at least one top-60 non-con opponent.

Sarah(Daw)G (@sarahg1561) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As a Georgia fan, I for one think Alabama has very valid complaints and rather than just threaten to never schedule any real out of conference games, they should go full heel and boycott the entire sport. Take a season off and really show em what they’ve done

Andy Hutchins (@andyhutchins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tom Brady, the original manufacturer of consent for the MAGA hat, having to say Howard Zinn reader Mack Hollins has “positive juice”? Yeah, delicious.

The Gurgling Cod (@thegurglingcod) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cross posting this over here so RezDevil will see it Elf on the Shelf is great for monitoring your kids inside the house. When they are in the yard, however, you will need:

Cross posting this over here so <a href="/rez_devil/">RezDevil</a> will see it

Elf on the Shelf is great for monitoring your kids inside the house. When they are in the yard, however, you will need:
Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day (@normsnljokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Up to this point, this account has only posted Norm's SNL jokes from Weekend Update. But today, I'm going to break the pattern in honor of one of Norm's best friends, the late, great Bob Uecker. So here's the famous moment where Norm tells his Bob Uecker story on The Late Show

olivia stowell (@oliviastowell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

baby's first polemic! for Mid Theory Collective's forum on the gaze, i wrote about why i object to the term "female gaze" — take a LOOK 👁️ mid-theory.com/2025/02/05/aga…

Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republican White women cheered as Trump vowed to kill DEI—then realized they benefited the most from diversity initiatives. But they’re still all in on the ban. Self-sabotage in real time.

David Austin Walsh (@davidastinwalsh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of the reasons I hate academic writing is that you're trained to spend an excruciating amount of time qualifying every statement and trying to engage with every other thing written about the subject that you can easily lose track of what you wanted to say in the first place.

Jeff Melnick (@melnickjeffrey1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My daughter is a grad student at Columbia and I am coming to realize that one of my final major parenting duties will be to help her brainstorm how to explain this 6 year gap on her resume.