tough guy by day, teddy bear by night

real love is choosing her over memes

initial appearances can be deceiving

got 3 seconds until he shuts down

treating her like it’s christmas every day

if life is a monday morning, you’re a never ending weekend

do i seriously need to make a powerpoint presentation to show you

playing them like some bongo drums

enemies for 15 minutes, soulmates after snacks

be careful of what you wish for

house in shambles like my life without u

i’m fun too…

turning routines into a multiplayer co-op game with her

why park closer when you can get your steps in?

also the superpower of “not making her angry” pls

his braincell is bouncing in his brain like the dvd logo

our relationship is united by food and food only

blocking everyone except you rn

lagging cuz his sleep got wifi issues

Why was the big carrot always picked first? Because it had a-peel 🥕 Thank you to MegaCarrot ∑: for the collaboration with Gumbo World! Holders giveaway is LIVE in discord. Good luck 🍀