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A lot of men don’t mind this tbh. Brothers feel good from solving problems and being useful. The issues come from not getting reciprocation with your own side of the bargain.

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It’s a new year with a new identity. It’s LA$KOszn★

Nard, for ugly, naked people

After promising myself to make choices to avoid regretting anything in life, I did not squeeze her neck after she grabbed my akara sandwich

Grammar 101: Scores, Hundreds and Thousands. Let's talk about casualties: A score is 20. A hundred is 100. A thousand is 1000. When causality is above 20 and below 100, you say scores Scored confirmed dead✅️ When it is above 100 below 1000, you say hundreds

when is a door not a door?

i remember the day she came online to ask for help, you were the one retweeting all her contents to the tl even went as far as retweeting her comments. last week when we met, you told me you love barbecue. i didn’t know you were not talking about the fish.

You don't know how to dress neatly and that's fine. Stop projecting🙏

To the girlies, this is on again. It started yesterday and ends on Thursday, all you have to do is buy 3 attachments for 6k and get your hair braided for free

For those of you who don't understand, Pilates, as per gym exercise, is pronounced as /puh la teez/ then the other one is pronounced as /Pi late/ it's missing an "S." So: Pilates /Puh la teez/ Pilate /Pi late/

When it's "ajar" word played as "a jar"

I pity you

Nobody is above blocking. This thing of "if Mr Lagbaja blocks you, you're bad vibes" give it a rest joor.

Say the word, and he's as dead as a dodo.

Fake freaks.

"Dey go" gym.

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So many not-so-smart tweeps.