Nancy Pelosi is leaving!

Or you can just do a seminal fluid analysis. It’s 6000 naira at Marie Stopes 🤷🏾‍♀️

Omo, guidance 46 no scarce for Lagos o 😳

Eleven is the number.

Agreeing with the worst person ever.

11:11 - May the best day of the weekend win. Awa ko fe miliki lo ni.

Omo, one really got to be alert to keep up with the academic brouhaha.

Totally forgot harassing season in Lagos, and I came with only one crocs and short? Kai, omo, mo ma wo nkan mi be ni.

open.substack.com/pub/cmqmedia/p…

#LocKDin25! 🔐

What happens when no treasure is found?

I don’t grab???????????

That post wedding day/night clarity is insane, something you begged & pleaded that they collect 13million for will just be ripped off in your very before while you are trying to wrap up afters. Like you are hearing “all I do is win” and they just fiam ceiling decor, owo jono😭.

Oya now 🤣

I don go marry nobel lawrenzzz. 🙏🏿

God’s hands moving mightily in Brazil?

Lagos state, you owe me nothing mhen. Art, fashion and people. Eko ile fr.

Also, that group therapy we had in abuja? It’s not even 1/4 of how real group therapy in Lagos is. What do you mean I’m hearing “ayinla omo wura” by 6:30am from Aniko’s laptop and after party light “sabers” were still being swung in air by teeming ravers? Kai.

She’s something else. May her soul continue to rest well.

F1 Race week and COP30 being same timeline is so funny. 🤣