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Greg Fleet

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I wonder how many of you are excited people?And if not, why not?How can you be bored? How can you not be in love with something.Time is so short. Ray Bradbury

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Riyadh paying millions to Louis CK, Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr etc to do the Riyadh oil and murder comedy festival. Will there be reviews? Most journos killed.I’m proud that I said no.They responded how you would expect with lots of “Who is this?” “How did you get this number” Typical

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Many people have asked to see the film of my book/show Thai-Die, about my kidnapping in Bangkok and then my crossing into a war zone in Burma. (I was a bad traveller!) It’s being streamed on Prime. Check it out before my next book The Last Ride comes out.

Many people have asked to see the film of my book/show Thai-Die, about my kidnapping in Bangkok and then my crossing into a war zone in Burma. (I was a bad traveller!)
   It’s being streamed on Prime. Check it out before my next book The Last Ride comes out.
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I never watched heaps of it before. I am now watching Orange is the new black from the beginning. It’s glorious. 💜☔️☮️

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The guy in the Balter Brewing beer commercials is a compelling actor and deserves much.(And I should know, I was thrown out of NIDA). I’m serious, he has hypnotic eyes and a face that draws you in. ☮️

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I’m almost every thing that I’ve seen Peter Dinklage in, he ends up punching someone in the junk. And I for one approve. ☮️

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I think the reason that so many western people are super freaked out by Jeffery Epstein is that he isn’t a cliched Eastern or Muslim monster, twisting his moustache , but rather a white guy like your grand dad or your father or you. The mirror is often an ugly canvas.

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Victoria has introduced tough new bail laws for people who commit violent crimes. It has seriously put the squeeze on my murder hobby.

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Train Dreams (Netflix) is a beautiful film. Joel Edgerton (who I was once in a film with!!!) is stunning and favoured to get an Oscar nomination. Watch it. xxx

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Hey you. I did a gig today and LOVED it. I have another one tomorrow as part of the Festival of Critical Comedy at 110 Grey st East Melbourne. Or just Google it I do very few gigs these days. I think I’ve lost interest, then I have a gig like today and realise that I adore it.

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I think of and am heart broken by the gay men of the 1980’s, some of whom I knew, most of whom I didn’t, who were brutalised by a routine of hundreds of pills consumed per day, only to die an excruciating death by AIDS. 💜☔️☮️