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A career in medicine is really not that hard. You just have to be physically, mentally, and emotionally perfect every day for 40 years

My pager went off at 2 AM on home call and my (non-medical) husband rolled over and mumbled "hi this is urology" without waking up. Should I be concerned residency is getting to him, or put him on first page?

it’s really just going to be HIPAA training over and over until i die huh

For the love of all that’s holy, wear a helmet. Love, your friendly neighborhood trauma surgeon.

I got a warning for persistent tachycardia the other day when I had to present in conference #thriving

When the hospital cafeteria closes at 7:30 and you arrive at 7:32 to see the gate already pulled down and locked:

When a nurse calls you to the bedside, there’s a reason. Go.

ATTENTION PROGRAM DIRECTORS: If you can reject an applicant within 43 minutes of ERAS opening, then you need to be more transparent about your filters. (Save yourself some trouble; save the applicant $26.)

For all the residency programs who have created new, program-specific secondary applications for this season, please read this Tweet and the following two in the thread. With no further ado, I present, “Secondary Applications: A Cautionary Tale”, featuring CW David Chang, MD, FACS.

No, sir, it’s not “Darling” - it’s “Doctor”.

Interview season is so weird this year. #interviewseason #obgynmatch #match2021 #nrmp

Overheard at the hospital: “I can track my sandwich coming over the bridge but I don’t know when a critically ill transfer is going to arrive.” Interesting food for thought about the state of technology and where it still hasn’t broken through.

Nurse: We usually give a PRN for that BP. Intern: What do we often start with? Nurse: Hydral. Intern: What dose do they prefer? Nurse: 10 mg IV. Intern: How often...normally? Nurse: q4h PRN. Intern: Hydral, 10 mg IV, q4h PRN please! ... PGY1 in a convo. #medtwittter

When the medicine team enters a patient’s room on rounds, peeks behind the curtain, and finds they’re on the commode

Think of how many seconds of our lives we could save if mag and phos were just part of the bmp and we didn’t have to type them in the orders separately every.single.time

“I did residency during a pandemic” is going to be the new “I did residency before work hour restrictions”

My month of vascular is over so you know what that means *deletes 500 photos of gross toes from my phone*

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t actually have a penicillin allergy