your ex is ruining someone else's life now. you are safe

This Trump and Elon thing is like when there’s a bad breakup between a team and a long term player except it’s real life and we could all die hahahaha help

new baby 🥰

STORYTELLING

"how do you know what gable's and americano's nipples look like?" 😂

solo is having too much fun for a non-house show

do it WWE #MITB

OH MY GOD WAS TRUTH LEAVING A FUCKING COMPANY-WIDE WORK

DONOVAN DIJAK

if god is real I bet he doesn't give a shit what people wear to church

i'm agnostic, not an atheist. that means that while i have things i hope are true and think might be true, i also am not quite conceited enough to assume my idiot human brain is capable of comprehending what it is, if it is

if god is real, he is everywhere, not only in a man-made temple. he made us in the nude. dressing for him is not about clothing, it is about our character and behaviors. we select our clothing for other humans, not for god.

Liz Finnegan The most dignified outfits can be worn by the most morally reprehensible people. They are the wolves in sheep’s clothing. Respectable doesn’t always mean trustworthy. What God worth the name would care about the fabric on your back and not the fabric of your soul?

john kruk tonight on the phillies broadcast: - *sees pet dog* "i hope he ain't sniffing for drugs" - "get your ass out of my face" - jalen hurts has "thighs the size of kyle schwarber's body" - "now he's twerking" - "is there alcohol in that?"

my fit is gonna slay on friday 🔪