Coming out of Twitter retirement (Tweetirement?) to say THANK YOU!!! to everyone who came out to Good Idea/Bad Idea last night.

ONE BIG BINDER, FULL OF BAD BITCHES.

eating frozen yogurt, listening to Mariah Carey, LOVING MY VAGINA

Tonight's birthday girl Gemma Stone will be go-going in toilet paper finery.

I know I never tweet anymore, but I just want to say that I love Rhinestone Gorilla and Fancy Feast and this sandwich I am eating now.

By the way, I'm on Twitter again, at least for the purposes of this road trip. #rgbtour2013 (hi You want Nate? You got him.!)

Cranberries and cheese curds, or why my bladder and my colon can't agree about Wisconsin.

Our haunted mansion in St. Paul. #rgbtour2013 instagram.com/p/b7V4HBKd1u/

Our hosts are growing psychedelic mushrooms in their garage. #rgbtour2013 instagram.com/p/b7WaV8Kd2j/

Just a sensible taxidermied ram's head in this room. instagram.com/p/b7YW5WKd57/

Just chillin' on some 'shrooms. #rgbtour2013 instagram.com/p/b7b85fKdwd/

It's a good thing Minnesotans love their NPR, because I will be playing a serious game of "Wait, Wait, Don't Smell Me" tonight.

It takes a great deal of restraint for me to not pee in other people's showers.

Jenny and I are clearly working on our pact to "become cuter best friends." instagram.com/p/cBbmK8qd-h/

I just saw a car with the license plate RARE RT so I can only assume that its driver takes Twitter rly seriously but is not v. good at it.

I think the fact that I immediately thought of several friends for whom this is a self-portrait of… instagram.com/p/cDWzFZqd3A/

It's a skeleton...riding a motorcycle...made of skeletons. Just imagine if this were a man made of flesh. instagram.com/p/cDXqVFqd4q/

THIS TRUCK. instagram.com/p/cFAWHVqdzc/

@DarlindaJust i <3 u

.#BOSTON, if you're not at Rhinestone Gorilla's #Animaniacs #burlesque show tomorrow night, you are totally insaney. facebook.com/events/6709219…