*starts liking someone*

You never realise how boring you are until someone asks you what you do for fun.

deactivating all social media for mental health and then reactivating them 3 minutes later after getting bored

People are always like “so are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m like buddy I’m barely even a person

me when my mom tells people my business

Please motivate me

Someone: "Don't be sad! Be happy!" Me:

study (verb) the act of scrolling twitter, eating, and watching tv with an open textbook somewhere in the room with you

when you're full on laughing with someone and you both keep adding things which makes it funnier and you can barely breathe

How broke are you?

I always get so nervous when people stop replying to me It's like did i say something wrong? Did i scare them away? Did i offend you? I'M SO SORRY

“can we talk later? i have a question for you” me: first of all, i have anxiety and won’t calm down until you tell me what’s it about

i'm into ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 weekends without homework

The new Bond villain is sexy as hell

When I over-accessorize

They got my name wrong AGAIN.

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Thanks for the love! I love doing it for y'all!!

me at prom the four nominees who aren't brad pitt 🤝 loser in a tuxedo