Glasses Malone 🏴‍☠️ There’s No relax champ. No relax when I’m on Twitter. I’m on 10 until the second I close the app. You relax!!

You’re right and please stop doing this

received an email from a nurse who found my youtube channel asking if nurses were allowed to join unions, saying that her hospital hr had told her essential workers weren't allowed to unionize, and I just want to say that hr workers are dangerously close to being class traitors

so much of mutual aid and survival funds is just poor people passing around the same money and class privileged people pretending they don't see

how much better would Legally Blonde have been if they swapped Owen for Luke

did it hurt? when u went to nyu

'Please,' cried Frog, 'please go away!' But no one went away.

Broken English is a sign of courage and intelligence and it would be nice if more people remembered that when interacting with immigrants and refugees.

Did I tweet this already? It goes: To the tune of Jukebox Hero: Inbox Zero

It’s not 7:21 on a Saturday until the singer man at the restaurant downstairs starts playing Purple Rain. Sing your soul out baby

The pottery scene from Ghost but it’s fixing this chaotically organized pantry

If I read about Meta in a near-future dystopian novel, I would roll my eyes

Soblem

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Off to WOAF (work on a farm)

To the man sitting next to me who just cracked open a Foster’s on the N train… TGIF, sir.

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