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Jeff

@thefantasyeng

I really like watching football

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Got my wife some cool looking flower and watered the absolute shit out of it before she got home and then she was like "that's the most beautiful orchid, so let's just make sure not to water it too much bc these are finicky". How do you un-water a plant? Hypothetically

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Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if I wanted more and I said, “Sure, I’m not driving,” and she didn’t laugh.

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Crazy that people say Jordan is a distraction from football when she's literally the reason Bill is getting another ring

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The Nationals are calling up their top paw-spect Bruce the Bat Dog from Triple-A, the team announced. He will make his Major League debut on Saturday.

The Nationals are calling up their top paw-spect Bruce the Bat Dog from Triple-A, the team announced.

He will make his Major League debut on Saturday.
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Happy Father's Day Weekend to all the dads out there. Finally, a Thursday night, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday night where we can kick back and relax.

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An Astronomer landed on the moon in 1969, and it changed the world forever. Now an Astronomer just landed on a jumbotron for the first time, changing the course of history yet again. The human race is truly remarkable.