Soon as I hear the keys jingle, a frying pan right to yo face

Dawg, even in her fantasy, she intends on making your life horrible.. Yikes!😭😭😂🤦‍♂️

“Wasting your time doubting whether you’re going to be successful is pointless.” — Kobe Bryant

Dubai billionaire explains the foolishness of taxes‼️‼️

Dear men, Do not get married until you find a woman who is able to say: “I’m sorry”

Artetagatory = buying sub optimal forwards then complaining about fine margins when it goes wrong but taking credit for getting a bit more out of them

People are flabbergasted that a machine built with the sole purpose of recognizing patterns in data is recognizing patterns in data.

Ego says: “keep them guessing.” Wisdom says: “real love doesn’t play games.”

If the answer is Madueke, you gotta wonder what the fuck the question was.

Bookmarking for next year, Chalobah will be the next one to join us

My mom groomed me to be an engineer, I prepared my entire life to be one, I studied advanced math and physics in high school and graduated with perfect scores. That same summer, on a random car ride with my dad, he just asked me "is this what you want?" and I said "no".

Bro put his life savings into $BITIGER

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Let’s all vote then, cos if we’re talking about unity the fans were not involved in the decision to go for Madueke…

When the pub bloke says he can shoot like the world class striker on the pitch…

dating is so hard now. everyone’s on guard, a whole competition, who calls first, who is less affectionate. act like you don’t really need them so they don’t get too comfortable with you. you can’t just be yourself? it’s very stressful.

😭😭😭

For Arsenal

Scored a few like this too the previous season with Arsenal, it’s a shame we showed no ambition…