What’s the wildest opening line to a song?

This🫶🏼

Different brands of water do not all taste the same..

Going for personality when you’re not the slightest bit attracted to someone is how you end up waking up pissed off at their audacity every time they do something you don’t like

A relationship should be 50/50. He buys me a house and I live in it

You can go broke & be rich again but you can’t be a hoe then a wife

eggs belong on burgers, grown folk eats.

When you shuffle your playlist & the song you listened to in your worst times plays

Handle with care 😋

You don’t need to always vent to your friends. find another outlet.

Guys , let’s come together to figure out a way to make this chocolate illegal.

DON’T CALL ME OUT OF THE BLUE.

I will never publicly admit to how many times I’ve listened to “They not like us”.

Pineapple on pizza is the best thing, idc

you’re a psychopath if you like this chocolate

It's rare for something to happen overnight. Stay focused and keep grinding everyday. <3

What are you convinced people are just pretending to hate?

Handjobs are very disrespectful, the ego a bitch has to think she can beat MY meat better than ME 🙄 delusional lmao

I enter with love baby. you work your way down 😭

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