forgetting to wear my jewelry

This is like 80% of the women that men will meet in real life. Y’all have allowed podcast dudes & the internet to convince ya that every girl is a materialistic loser.

Nah give her a pair of panties omg wtf

People be like “weed isn’t an addiction” & then roll a blunt at a dinner table

Drake rapping on BBL Drizzy in a hilarious attempt to get in on the joke. Aht aht aht. We still laughing at you, not with you

you can’t eat a bucket of fries in one sitting. popcorn is made of air. fries are made of fries

My dumb ass be loyal right from the crushing stage

Id rather rob a bank than ask a woman for money

Unpopular opinion : I don't want a female who feels like she gotta look cute around me 24/7. I'm witchu for you lol I know whatchu capable of…

“Why that baby ain’t in school” when I see kids during the day

when you're listening to someone's story & can't relate cause u ain’t stupid

Once I'm 18 my mom won't be able to tell me what I can and can't do anymore

When you like someone so much, you begin to like the things they like, as long as it’s not against your values/harmful to you. Sometimes, it’s not even liking wat they like, but loving how excited & serious they look, when they’re doing those things.

Turning the lights on in the car while driving was illegal

Different friends serve different purposes. You can’t always vent to all of ya friends.

Because that shit don't be hittin at the right time