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Maw

@theebonymaw

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This would be so funny if it happened. Not only would it just be a crazy thing to happen, but I’d love to see the left try to figure out if their desire to see Elon deported would override their hatred for Trump’s immigration policies.

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Got home from work & was getting dressed. 3yr old son walks up to me. Son: Daddy, I want rainbow train please. Me: Sure, I guess. What do you mean by rainbow train? Son: Daddy, I want rainbow train please. Me: Yeah sure. Do you need me to get it for you? Son: Yeah. Me:

Got home from work & was getting dressed. 3yr old son walks up to me.

Son: Daddy, I want rainbow train please.

Me: Sure, I guess. What do you mean by rainbow train?

Son: Daddy, I want rainbow train please.

Me: Yeah sure. Do you need me to get it for you?

Son: Yeah.

Me:
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No joke, during my 3yr old’s poop refusal phase, I randomly decided to use the bidet because I ran out of every other idea. I kid you not, I have never heard my three-year-old scream so loud in my entire life. He’s not a fan. My 5yr old is starting to come around to it tho.