Never have two men needed their phones taken away more than right now.

This is fun

You are back to irrelevant

Love how these guys completely ignore 2016 and 2020. Like everybody went on vacation. #FullCernovich

So I’m not MAGA, does that mean I’m a terrorist? #FullCernovich

Reasons why marriage is great. 1) wife took me out for a burger and ole fashions. 2) then booked tickets to the new Wes Anderson film. Enjoy your weekend folks, all 253 of you who follow me.

Just got my first shipment of JohnBurk She’ll Shock Gummies and feeling fantastic. It’s 2025 and we still can’t eat THC gummies without the government blowing down our door, how is that possible? Highly recommend.

LA is burning but I am feeling fantastic. Can you imagine if we had dingy bars that gave us THC/CBD drinks? You get all loopy, order pizza, and wake up feeling great.

Rewatching The Midnight Gospel tonight. Apparently there’s a bunch of news but my mood is far too good for all of that.

He didn’t need to do all 18 tweets, most of them were dumb, but this hits the nail on the head. Dems are literally dying in office from age because they refuse to hand over the keys.

hey ThePersistence... any update?

Is it CBD gummy time yet?

Another Boston great shipped down the river because of bad management. Pouring one out tonight and down my gullet

This is the hard hitting journalism that is currently in the WH Press Core.

I thought we hated bombing other countries? For the last 5 years all I have heard is that with Trump there would be no more bombing countries.

I used to follow this guy, made some great points, but this is disgusting. Regardless of Conservative or Liberal values, this is not okay.

HELL YES!

Juneteenth is a beautiful thing, and as a Black man I am happy to celebrate. However, please note, it’s not about George Floyd, Democrats, or anti white. Today we celebrate the freedom of Americans from slavery.

Went MIA this week and touched grass in the mountains of Vancouver, Canada. What did I miss? Also, who the fuck things it’s a good idea to sell off public land?