Hearing murmurs that the real Guy Fieri died in a freak accident when he put on shorts that were actually on fire instead of ones with a flame print. & The one before us is merely a clone. Put forth by big brother to dole out diner, drive in and dive opiates for the masses.

I think when a Video DJ scratches, the screen should show their grotesque concentration scratch face every time the fader closes. Instead of just the video of the sample/song they’re scratching freeze for a micro second.

If future generations are wondering why all the food in the world is dry. It’s because this announcer yelled “Austin Reeves, with the sauce!” then he bricked and all of it dried up for all eternity, in the whole universe

I’ve never let my family down more, than when they finally got me the Color Blind correcting sunglasses and the glasses didn’t do a damn thing. They were muted in suspense waiting for me fall over weeping with joy

It’s the openers job to get sales and the dance floor going. Not make a mid dj look like a stand out. Power mixing hits before the headliner is a bad move, sure, but if a headliner is capable of doing more than that they won’t sweat it too much. Creativity goes a long way.

I’m about to maybe go down the best-worst rabbit hole ever

The new generation of DJs is at least promoting a song or project release when they go on “TOUR”. As opposed to ours which are just promoting their birthday or have 5-6 travel gigs peppered in with their local spots for a couple months. I’ll give them that.

Your ponytail must be pulled too tight if you think less motion in my tweets means I’m any less active in the streets…. Not gonna ruin the TL with promo so if you need to know where to find me just holler…. Im somewhere waiting to be found in old town every week.

I can’t believe how happy I am that football is back. What happened to me?

From DJing to Painting, every creative scene has hard working blue collar ppl taking paid gigs to keep the lights on. It also has rich kids looking down their nose at them for “Selling out” The latter often lack the work ethic to raise up a scene. The Former lack the safety net

When I was 4-5 yrs old I used to think there was an “ant-man” sized dude or lady in the speaker performing all the music from the radio live. And this is almost exactly what I was imagining.

Ahh yes, cause there’s truly nothing more calming

Congrats to the Dodgers! I can only imagine what it’s like to be an angels fan watching Ohtani win in that uniform :0

Quincy was hanging out at Drais Hollywood one night I was DJing. After a few hours he made his way by the booth on the way out and then stopped …promptly dapped up the homie hanging on the drink tab (Ramon) and bailed. :0 He was 80ish… chilllllinnnnnnggggg

My ex sent me a podcast about how non verbal autistic kids may actually be able to read minds. Just imagine a world where you can actually wear a smile but ppl know not to pester or feel invited to approach you. Yes… I’m talking about RESTING BITCH BRAIN

I wish I could’ve shorted Miami as an entire city when I called it during previous sports trades.

I saw Sora 2 and my first thought is… It’s a fucking wrap for old people. I’m sorry but we cannot have a world with Ai that good, and people over the age of 70 walking around at the same time. Curtain call for the elderly or anyone with Facebook brain

I don’t get concerned with social media posts because the dead internet is the only internet that we see! Just tested it in real time… and based off that one test I’m basically totally probably 100% maybe right