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DJ Cruise

@thedjcruise

DJ
Radio Guy
Whiskey Lover
Guitar Player
Songwriter

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calendar_today15-11-2013 14:44:51

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Stop calling it stunting. That makes it sound cool. Call it something like "simping". Getting charged with stunting makes you sound like a badass daredevil. Getting charged with "simping" not so much.

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I'm picking up my kid from school. This guy parallel parks in front of me except it looks like ⬆️⬇️↘️➡️⬆️↙️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️↪⤵️🔄↩⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️ how the hell do people like this get their license? It wasn't a tight spot either. Enough room for a small school bus, he's driving a Corolla🤦‍♂️

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New candidates for my least favorite #Hamillween treats: Before you try to suppress your gag-reflex, you should know that, thankfully, only one of these is real (the Oreos), but as always, it's the thought that counts (& the thought of that Mayo is just... YIKES!) 🤢

New candidates for my least favorite #Hamillween treats:
Before you try to suppress your gag-reflex, you should know that, thankfully, only one of these is real (the Oreos), but as always, it's  the thought that counts (& the thought of that Mayo is just... YIKES!) 🤢
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Can we make this a thing in 2022: Stop recording videos for social media while you're driving! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Thank you to Hot Country 103.5 DJ Cruise Russell MacKenzie 🎙📻 Ambassatours Gray Line for the great experience on the #HarbourQueen during the Hot Country 103.5 Boat Cruise. Great country music, friends, dancing and The Dragon ! I want the Fireball Shot Ski badly… love it.

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Thousands of people to Tim Hortons: Please bring back the Walnut Crunch. Tim Horton's execs: You know what people really want? Drive-thru pizza. 🤦‍♂️