someday i will look into my newborn baby’s eyes, and my eyes will well up, and i will whisper, with the utmost tenderness, “i have no fucking idea what is going on either”

Pay attention to everything you hear about plastic surgery within the next year btw

am i wrong tho?

Hot take: MMF is the superior threesome if you’re a bi woman and selfish.

does anybody have a job that doesn’t make them want to k*ll themselves? if yes, what do u do

lil piss baby I’m a mortician, I don’t want to kill myself because then I’d just have to go back to work and what’s the point

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

Elon rn

NIK Best practice for years now is to assume everything you do online is recorded eternally, somewhere, to be used against you at a future date.

Idk how she doesn’t realize this is misogynistic lol. Fuck AOC as always ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Get off the internet and go look. I do not mean that in a condescending way, I mean it quite literally. There are many actual communist orgs in the South and rural areas. The ACP are LaRouchite grifters backed by a cultist whose former group NCLC were CIA informants.

yall are starting to say feminism=modesty and it’s really pmo. her owning and doing what she wants with her body IS feminism

HEY #Utah - anyone have any actual accounts of actually seeing the guy who “charged,” at the crowd with a rifle (& a "peacekeeper," came in and mistakenly shot an innocent bystander)? Did anyone see the rifle at any point? Did anyone see the actual shooting occur? #nokings #slc

🔻WitchyTwitchy 🇵🇸 two yellow vests with weapons, look closer. x.com/SomeSymbiont/s…

🔻WitchyTwitchy 🇵🇸 That looks like the 'peace keeper' shot first.

If I were president I would ban all tech bros from touching acid, ketamine, or DMT ever ever ever ever. Maybe all men in general

Whoever created buccal fat removal should be arrested and tried for crimes against humanity

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