You can now purchase a Sappy plushie. This is quite possibly the greatest Christmas gift you can purchase for a loved one in HISTORY. Available while stocks last.

Nothing weird about a 38 year old man buying himself a seal plushie for Christmas. Right?

Sad boy

Today's news: arf

I literally hate it here

I put one of her rings (she always wore on her right-hand ring finger) on my little finger up to where it fit while she was asleep then had that part of my little finger measured for her engagement ring.

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We are so back

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A recovery is possible

Everytime I click on the comments I wonder why I'm reading the comments. Are there any humans left on this app?

Reminder to go shop your car insurance. I just saved $70 a month by switching from geico to some garbage online company so I can buy more pixl.

OMNIA OPEN PLAYTEST 🎮 In preparation for our Season 0 launch, we're running an open playtest beginning Thursday with both 1v1 and 2v2 game modes. Link: sappy.lol/omnia (No download required)

I'm incredibly excited about Omnia I'm even more excited about the things we are yet to see Believe in something

Monad Mainnet Day 10 Recap 1. Omnia open playtest: x.com/ExploreOmnia/s… 2. Transak is supporting on/offramping to Monad: x.com/Transak/status… 3. Spectra is coming: x.com/spectra_financ… 4. Sushi RP9 is on Monad: x.com/SushiSwap/stat… 5. Monad Hub by Silk Nodes:

You'll always remember your first

I, a 38 year old man with a receding hairline, was just denied the purchase of non-alcoholic beer because my ID was in the car. This marks the conclusive and indisputable death of common sense in the state of California.

Seals in control

Bang bang mfer

Crypto is going to pump like crazy going into Monday. Thesis: I have to be right every once in a while.