What’s that, Mr I’ll ignore advice on the legality of robodebt?

What do you call a person who refuses to listen to the experts on complex problems? The Leader of the Opposition.

I’m just going to put it out there, David Pockcock is Batman.

That cold stare from David Pockcock could slow down the rate of global warming. Ooof, he just put the Dreary Pineapple on ice.

Costco Execs: “How do we open a new store amidst a cost of living crisis? Marketing Consultants: We’ll call it the Costco Livingwithout Crisis! Costco Execs: Hooray!!

Looking forward to Rowen Dean & his Sky News posse doing a 5hr expose on woke cricketers who don’t value their bat. Spoiler alert: I won’t be tuning in.

Turns out people are fine, it’s just the politicians that are corrupt. Great observation from the man with many eyes.

Lucky my ivory tower has nuclear powered air conditioning and is built to withstand a smart bombing campaign. Those poor buggers who live in crippling mortgage stress and poverty will just have to work harder and earn more. I hope they like eating one meal a day.

Broncos captain Adam Reynolds reportedly got into a drunken fist fight with teammates Pat Carrigan and Corey Oates in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley last night. WATCH #9News at 6pm to see the full video.

Honestly, what 24 year old earning a ridiculous amount of $$ wouldn’t go to Sydney. Gold Coast Titans why do you make it so hard for people to support you. Argh!!!

This is how I start every Monday.

I once jumped out of a plane without wearing a parachute. Some people called it “disembarking the airplane once it has landed.” But haters have to hate. Don’t mess with dogs. Woof.

Hey David Crisafulli remember that time the LNP committed to sacking 14000 Queensland public servants & then filled the vacancies by giving jobs to their LNP mates. Good times. We should do that again.

Hey remember that time Craig Kelly hired that dude that kept feeling up chicks in his office. Craig steadfastly supported his man until the court found him guilty. Has Craig apologized to any of those victims?

Wow, the most socialist comment you’ll ever see from the Grumpy Goanna. Imagine calling wealthy conservatives dumb!

He was saved by God only to do the Devil’s work.

Eff off you Flaming Drongo.

I would, but my healthy teeth are distracting me.

In my house we use words that don’t make us sound like whinny eshays that have been kicked out of the cinema. But each to their own. PS Senator Babet Call me the N-word and see where you end up.

Just a reminder that nothing here is real. Go look at a bird, talk philosophy with a fish. Renounce violence and live in peace. Read a book!