I'm DCI John Bastard, the hardest copper in South Kensington. I'm here to nick slags and abuse police powers.. and I'm all out of slags

If you are still following Tweets Of Hamster please unfollow. Recently there have been far too many: -Non hamsters -AI images/videos -Posts featuring hamsters in dangerous or unhealthy situations

That's not a fedora...

Not been talkin to the Shomrim have ya maate?

1189 is when the third crusade started. Is it that?

Fat Australians. What's the deal?

Fatman Baz

Guy who goes back in time to kill baby Hitler but ends up being enraptured by his dark charisma

Lazy Town reboot

HE JUST WANTED TO DANCE 🎗️

Time for a 3am sandwich

I am becoming a monk

Not gonna show my face but I used to look like Chris Martin and now I look like the nostalgia critic

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Look how hard he's tweaking here. Maybe his neck *did* just do that

The Angles were German

Looking to rent a pussy palace. Does any one know about any available?

Bussy Bazar