this is literally chatgpt

my unemployed friend went to the bald screening of Bugonia last night and now she's unemployed and bald

potentially real lanterns leak posted by discussingfish

Cuomo campaign graphic design team: “Vote in every single box for mayor”

Sometimes 5 years is a thousand lifetimes

Why do consumers have to "tighten their wallets," Kayleigh?

bought a copy of donkey kong bananza off temu and

its like cuomo just walked on stage after 70 hours of sleep

Mamdani: He says that taking five years to build affordable housing is the sign of an incompetent government. By his own words, that means he must have led an incompetent government.  Cuomo: The governor doesn't build housing in New York City.  Mamdani: Not if it's you

LMAOOOO Zohran just cooked Cuomo

Question: If there was a ranked choice election, how would you vote? Mamdani: Myself number one, Curtis number two Sliwa: Please don’t be glazing me here Zohran. Are you kidding?

Curtis Sliwa: I have a question for Zohran. Cuomo you’re a predator.

they’re calling it the longest andrew cuomo has ever been silent

oh my god dude. this guy’s got it. he’s gonna be governor in no time 😭😭

sliwa’s answer made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my water

Most hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby to ever exist

😭😭😭