This weekend my ex boyfriend got married in his hometown. Meanwhile, I was dancing to Midnight Rain in Hollywood. It’s funny how we all end up exactly where we need to be.

Tried to start a fight with a man in Yeezus shirt at the Harry Styles concert. While sober.

Of all the Saoirse movies…Taylor chose to bring up Hanna???

Im pretty sure that TikTok somehow knows I went to therapy today and it’s freaking me out.

I just dropped food on the floor, picked it up, and did the sign of the cross over it before eating it. With no thought at all. This feels like something to reflect on.

Did Melania Trump wear off-white to Tiffany’s wedding???

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

Eli Lilly did not watch Purple Hearts.

Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment

Does everyone from LA go home and feel like they’re in a weird Hallmark movie?

Ok. I don’t think people should be able to use the acronym EEAAO the same year a movie named EO was nominated. Because this whole time I’ve thought people were getting really excited about a Donkey.

My gasps and cheers 😭

Do Girl Scouts sell on weekdays? Or are they like…busy in elementary school?

There’s something so comforting about knowing a movie is only 90 minutes.

I have convinced myself that Andrea Riseborough is now playing Chelsea on Love is Blind.

Dear thealliwebb I am a client at Okay Humans and I love it. It was extremely disappointing to hear you talk about Mosaic and Erwin McManus on your Instagram since they are part of the reason I’m in therapy. Please look into their stance on mental health and homosexuality

Yesterday 7 of the 30+ employees were laid off at the Academy Film Archive without notice. This included the Director & Head of Preservation who was one of the best managers I ever had. This feels like a death knell for the 3rd largest film archive in North America. (1/3)

The Hollywood Reporter Los Angeles Times L.A. Daily News AMPAS has been instrumental in keeping film alive and accessible for those who can project physical film. This is your story.

I watched a company I loved go up in flames and despite how many times we tried to speak up, the destruction continued.