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Dad,husband,cattle rancher, loves agriculture, if you are easily offended, you will be offended, if you are not easily offended, you will be offended.

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A reading from the book of Saint Larry Then the Lord said "If I didn't expect people to drink alcohol, I wouldn't allow shit to go so damn sideways on a summer afternoon." This is the word of the Lord #CowsOut #CircleBroke #WaspAttack

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Today's life lesson I hate when things go off the rails late in the day Luckily I am doing what I love for a living in some of the best times ever and I actually really look forward to the sun rising tomorrow and having the opportunity to see what tomorrow brings #Blessed

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Nobody should be sad that 1300 glorified welfare recipients were fired from the state department Everyone should be sad that there are still 80000 plus glorified welfare recipients STILL working at the state department

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Dealing with some very obstinate but highly valuable 6 weight steers today Barn radio is blasting Joan Jett 🎶 I hate myself for loving you 🎵 Introspection moment

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Is it just me or is the Venn diagram of #corn growers that were mad a few days ago about a prediction of record crop "before pollination" are now posting pics of poor pollination as an example of a disaster crop is a single circle?

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I don't want to panic anyone but I have good intel that ICE is working at the Seattle airport this morning Also Saint Larry will be using the Seattle airport this morning

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Well that was fun Just sat down on the plane Now delayed 2 hours because of thunder storms in Chicago At least they let us deplane I tried liver I really tried

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Well they reloaded us Looks like this time may be for real Seattle to Chicago then driving to upstate New York Heading to a funeral for one of the brides mafioso relatives Hide your wives hide your daughters Saint Larry aka Girth Brooks is on the way

Well they reloaded us

Looks like this time may be for real

Seattle to Chicago then driving to upstate New York

Heading to a funeral for one of the brides mafioso relatives

Hide your wives hide your daughters 

Saint Larry aka Girth Brooks is on the way
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Made it to and escaped Chicago Sorry folks Chicago is still a shithole EnterpriseRentACar came through though brand new F150 Indiana your roads are good and travel centers with 7-11s,Fast food,gas etc are cool However A 7-11 without beer is uncivilized Late dinner

Made it to and escaped Chicago

Sorry folks Chicago is still a shithole

<a href="/enterprisecares/">EnterpriseRentACar</a> came through though brand new F150

Indiana your roads are good and travel centers with 7-11s,Fast food,gas etc are cool

However 

A 7-11 without beer is uncivilized

Late dinner
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On vacation Big wreck ahead road at total standstill So Saint Larry makes the best of it by watching #cattle auction back home My brides reaction to auction audio 🤣 #TheWorldIsMyAmusementPark

On vacation 

Big wreck ahead road at total standstill 

So Saint Larry makes the best of it by watching #cattle auction back home

My brides reaction to auction audio 🤣

#TheWorldIsMyAmusementPark
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Did Grandpa have it easier or harder than me? He once was so proud the first time he "let" grandma drive when they traveled Today I "let" the bride drive in New York state while I consumed gummies and beer while bidding on #cattle in Washington State live on the internet...

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Vacation drunj insights No matter where you go in the USA If you go into a bar/tavern And they have a jukebox or internet jukebox If they have Waylon Jennings and Motley Crue as selections Saint Larry is going to make new friends Syracuse New York

Vacation drunj insights

No matter where you go in the USA 

If you go into a bar/tavern

And they have a jukebox or internet jukebox

If they have Waylon Jennings and Motley Crue as selections

Saint Larry is going to make new friends

Syracuse New York
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Yes it still has a ways to finish but from a desert dwellers perspective based on northern Ohio/Indiana crop conditions corn is going to $2.75 and soybeans to $6.25 Woke up in Urban Meyers home town this morning

Yes it still has a ways to finish but from a desert dwellers perspective based on northern Ohio/Indiana crop conditions corn is going to $2.75 and soybeans to $6.25 

Woke up in Urban Meyers home town this morning