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The Dad Pets

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Naming a dog named after a pasta dish is always a good idea. Alfredo… Tortellini… Carbonara…Rigatoni… Spaghetti-O’s… I can do this all day. They’re all winners and all very good boys.

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This is A LOT. In more than one way, I know, but I've been feeling so helpless lately because of exactly this. I work so hard to save as many as I can, but the issues is so much bigger. I don't know what to do except try to make people understand. I have to try

This is A LOT. In more than one way, I know, but I've been feeling so helpless lately because of exactly this. I work so hard to save as many as I can, but the issues is so much bigger. I don't know what to do except try to make people understand. I have to try
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Cats, generally speaking, can be jerks, but thanks to this purrsistent fella, this story has a happy ending. Read More: thedad.com/hero-cat-helps…

Cats, generally speaking, can be jerks, but thanks to this purrsistent fella, this story has a happy ending. Read More: thedad.com/hero-cat-helps…
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My dog’s eyebrows look like she’s about to do a 60 Minutes segment complaining about how people don’t send handwritten letters anymore

My dog’s eyebrows look like she’s about to do a 60 Minutes segment complaining about how people don’t send handwritten letters anymore
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Me: Don’t you think it’s weird how you pet a dog and a dog is a pet so you actually pet a pet but we don’t say that you dog a dog or you cat a cat? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job but go on, I'm listening

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Are dog toys in the Toy Story universe alive, and do they also love being played with? Because that'd be some sadistic shit.

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Sometimes I pet my dog with my foot and wonder if she thinks it’s weird. But I remember she has 4 feet and no hands so she probably thinks it’s weird I don’t do it more often.

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Throwing Benny a dog birthday party with all the classic things dogs love: Hats The Macarena Kids jacked up on sugar A piñata Who Let The Dogs Out Overalls Screaming happy birthday

Throwing Benny a dog birthday party with all the classic things dogs love:

Hats
The Macarena
Kids jacked up on sugar
A piñata
Who Let The Dogs Out
Overalls
Screaming happy birthday