So basically Dinner With Racers. Ok. Got it.

SIM: This is a welcome and exciting change to IMSA’s Esports program - opening it up to any and all racers! Let’s see what you got!

One time The Crotch Belt tried to sell me what he claimed was black-market Uzbek Lipitor. He called it "Tashkent HDL". I'm pretty sure it was just gas station diet pills mixed with some of Folbert's protein powder. Please do not trust your cardiovascular health to this guy.

Holy Guacamole! The Crotch Belt immortalized…we’ll never hear the end of it.

Working with John on a handful of occasions has been a career highlight. If you think he’s entertaining on air, you should hear his off-mic stories! There was never any question about his passion for the sport. Here’s to a wonderful, colorful career!

New Year. Same Me.

Six Cars. This will require a significant revision of my normal Daytona shaft shift strategy. An IV drip and lots of talcum powder. #SchlongLife

The time has come for all of us to pray to Mandy Moore that Turner Motorsport wins all of their races at Daytona International Speedway and for The Crotch Belt to swim in man meat.

That #57 Benz. Class of the field, eh? Crazy since they weren’t at the BoP test and it’s their first race with torque sensors. Putting on a masterclass…

Tuned to the #B12Hr. Not sure I could handle working this race. It’s terrifying. It takes a special kind of crazy to commit. Real respect for the drivers. Pass me a G&T and a Xanax. My nerves are, well…nervey. 😥

#B12HR Radio Show Ltd

When “PR” people should have hired a real PR firm… Oof.

Pass the dental floss…

Checking in, IMSA Radio. Tuned in live from the car. Views are similar to Daytona as well as all the others. Folbert has us up to P7. We have some work to do…

Immense, Intense, Incredible, Inspiring, Ingenious, Ideal. Certainly NOT inexpensive. #IMSA IMSA Radio

I want to like this, but I don’t want to get sued.

My PopArt #livery is through to the final of the #Porsche #Livery March Madness. If you are on IG, I'd really appreciate your vote. Click this link.... instagram.com/stories/porsch… ...where you can vote for Todd Parriott (cell/tablet only) Voting closes at midnight, ET and

We need some soldiers… Andy has a chance of taking all the glory. See this post below. We voted. Have you? Let’s get that #13 across the line 1st.