American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense! British sports fans: All right lads, I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about an opposing player’s drunk driving charge, I’ll count us off:

the government: we have aliens and alien space buses and that's scary us: ok but what's their healthcare system like

That’s not true, your dad fought a war with the Vietnamese and one with a tumor, and God didn’t let him win either of them.

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In honor of the final game on the SEC on CBS, Jordan-Hare will now take a 2 minutes and 30 seconds moment of silence

If you have bad news, time to dump it now

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

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