If you don’t eat your pizza crust you probably drink bud light

The greatest song of all time open.spotify.com/track/1Yy1st4y…

Who the fuck with a straight face goes to a korean restaurant and orders the gangam style wings

Drake rapping like a bloke now

Cowboys ride at night

The Tempur-pedic lady could get it

Having a bad day? Remember there’s someone out there who still plays Fortnite

Can you even tweet something

Still been waiting for a couple TBH and rates

Aye man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Who glued this Spanish construction workers stomach to me?

My girl been acting like a piece of work, bout to start callin her Home Depot

Yeah well bill nye isn’t actually a scientist

Sometimes I feel Iike I understand Michael Jackson

Yeah Grimes is in my top artists this year so what

Minions are kinda my thing now

Honestly though, fuck the bike lane

I feel like I’m being cleansed of my sins when TikTok won’t open

I’m diving deep into the Irish rap game

Jiri Prochazka having to clarify that he wasn’t having gay sex in his hotel room is hilarious