I'm going to buy Twitter if I win the Euromillions tonight!

It was always bad, but everybody has into a dickhead. #AndJustLikeThat

Winter Fuel U turn looks so weak.

If two people living together on £35,000 pension - £70,000 total - get the fuel allowance, you're penalising single people whose bills aren't split?

Got a feeling most of these warmer pensioners aren’t voting Labour.

She won’t be back for a while.

When is it going to get better?

Is only Gen X watching And Just Like That?

Does the West End need anymore Disney shite?

Everything wrong with fashion right now.

This will help crashing London house prices.

The BBC must be so glad Glastonbury Festival is taking a year off.

Can't wait for all the crying at work columns.

Driving home from Hampshire at the weekend, we saw a tyre blowout on a Range Rover, but it seemed to do it in a controlled way and the car simply moved to the hard shoulder. I thought all tyres were designed to do this now?

Too Much giving the old Girls cast a reunion. 😍

Hope all the 16 year-olds protest vote.

Who said Coldplay were boring?

RIP Ozzy was literally just watching The Osbournes on Prime. Still one of the best reality shows.

Sometimes it feels like legacy men's media just writes about short shorts.

Destination X is so boring & there’s no game between the players. BBC One