Some fortune cookie company hired a libertarian

Jalen Milroe's role, Luis Castillo, Julio Rodriguez x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I've found a new hobby and it's watching Gen Z watch the rap battles from 8 Mile and react like they are real rap battles and amazing feats of rhyming in front of an audience that isn't extra actors and against rappers who aren't actors.

Shopping for movie tickets to see the Minecraft movie with my daughter and not a single ticket has been sold to the 7PM showing tonight. Makes me feel a lot better about my own ticket sales.

I swear to god I saw someone share this and didn’t notice the year right away and thought for a second he thought he was still running

How to win me over into any diet

Boomer Esiason is apoplectic

Prepping for a show today with Casey McLain Taking a look at where the #Seahawks RB room may rank league-wide, based on age, depth, production, potential and cap hits. Tell me which other RB rooms in the league you think compare?

I am taping Dan’s show at 1pm and live at 3pm on Poor Sports

Who doesn’t remember the parade through downtown OKC in 1979. They renamed Bricktown “Siktown” after the great Jack Sikma. Lenny Wilkins held up a piece of whatever food Oklahoma is known for and said “Thank you Oklahoma City we won a championship here today in 1979!”

Mariners sweep Padres, Boomer/Sims, Brock Purdy, Caleb Williams/Shane Waldron, Pete Rose x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

🚨YOUTUBE PREMIERE!!🚨 How the #Seahawks have stockpiled the best young collection of RB's in the league, and what that means moving forward. With very special guest Casey McLain youtu.be/HddM0FK2Nuk Blue Wire

Me: I stand by Ryan Rowland-Smith and the entire country and continent of Australia My critics: care to explain this Unseasoned Podcast clip?

Considering praying 5 times a day just for the lower back pain relief.

“My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack” Me, speaking with no musicality to my wife, describing what is sore after golfing

I've always considered myself a free speech absolutist and by absolutist I mean until someone jokes about something that hurts my feelings

We are only a few minutes away from me unleashing a fun conversation I had with Danny O'Neil a couple hours ago. youtu.be/qyH3sNlWj98?si…

Joe List is my favorite comic, and you gotta watch this special

My special goes live in 9 minutes (8:30pm) we’re gonna make love in the chat. Join us. youtu.be/WXAEFZ-z_ns?si…