Good boom work.

We know who hogs the moisturizer.

Why don’t we ever ask the people of Gotham City who their favorite Batman is?

Idaho's house just passed HB 675. It passed by a vote of 55-13. It would make providing gender affirming care to trans teens a felony with a life sentence.. Worse... it makes leaving the state with your trans teen to move elsewhere and provide them with care a felony as well.

Really starting to regret purchasing a gas-powered butt plug.

Oil companies making record profits and raising gas prices to record levels should be the new definition of being gaslit.

This TV comedy writer hasn't worked in a year and needs a job to get a job: 'Agents and showrunners are like women who date Pete Davidson. They don’t want you until somebody hotter than them wants you' theankler.com/p/my-hollywood…

When you play hide-and-go-seek with your 3 yo.

Until I had kids, I mainly slept in the nude. Now I sleep with just a bow tie on. I’m not some weirdo, boorish monster.

For all you people who don’t use the metric system, that’s like 250 cats duct taped to 20.5 Dyson upright vacuums.

This is our aquifer. The Halawa Shaft, up until Dec. 2021, provided 20% of Honolulu’s water. The Board of Water Supply announced that due to the Navy contaminating our water with fuel from their leaking Red Hill tanks, we may never be able to draw from this shaft again. Ever.

As ridiculous as this hypothetical is, I can totally understand Ted Cruz not wanting to identify as Ted Cruz

Is Chris Rock’s face gonna be in the in memoriam?

Good luck to the band playing will smith off early.

Anyone who didn’t watch the Oscars who are just now logging on to Twitter.

I’m sorry but this also slapped!!!

In case you were wondering how big of deal this Will Smith slap is in Hollywood - it’s raining in LA and no one has mentioned it. We are lost.

Tesla Jesus is fully charged! Happy Easter.