In case anyone here is interested, karaoke is back at Frazier’s every Wednesday at 8p. $3 Boh all night. $10 ribs tonight too. (Not a paid advertisement but it should be.)

Road rage tailgating on Coldspring Lane is so goofy. How much faster do you think I can go?

Vivid memory of my mother letting me order Brenda’s Got a Baby.

I just googled “does Allegiant stadium have a roof?” like that would somehow dictate whether or not I go to see Beyonce next week. My bank account dictates that I will be watching on my phone.

This weekend in shards.

Help. The dude I live with purchased this cursed lamp.

Had a visitor this morning.

I’m with you Tony Thornton🏈🎙

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😭

For two seconds this morning I closed my eyes in the target parking lot and listened to the seagulls and pretended I was at the beach.

I am paralyzed by choice when I only have to feed myself. I wanted to take myself on a date but I really just want to get a frozen pizza and white claw.

Can someone identify my trash can plant?

I haven’t seen a Tuff Tony sign in a while. They ok?

Having finished love island I’m now left with disappointment that there’s no boys making me breakfast while I get ready in the morning.

I have the dumbest salt box idea. It’s a trap for RLong, full of free graffiti supplies.

I don’t know why Zillow just sent me an email about NYC market updates but now I’m picking out my Park Ave apartment. Just need to sell $10million plate shards.