Good morning Bristol. More croc news in today's Bristol Post >> ow.ly/i/4EG4P

Bristol crocodile spotted again, this time by an attractive young woman. it's a tabloid writer's dream bit.ly/1jPZNXF

And we'll solve the mystery of the Bristol crocodile - is it a croc or is it a bin bag? 0207 173 5555 is the number.

Just to let you all know, Crocodile eggs tend to hatch in July... #bristolcroc #multiplyingcroc

Its not my faulty I'm a bit grouchy, Crocodiles display increased aggressiveness during the mating season, which is linked to the monsoon...

Chris the Croc there is a prize for the best fancy dress, no concessions for crocs though!

My eyes, nose and ears are high on the top of my skull, I can be almost completely submerged, yet still hear & see everything #bristolcroc

Wikipedia "Crocodile tears (or superficial sympathy) a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief.

Wikipedia - You just made me cry. Superficially, of course. #crocirony

Very wise Tom Simpson, very wise. telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopic…

Chris the Croc bristolpost.co.uk/Warning-signs-…

Chris the Croc Feeling peckish? Snap up our #crocodeals on the Wriggle App now! #Bristol #getawriggleon

Better safe than sorry... bristolpost.co.uk/Warning-signs-…

@FrogAlaPeche incorrect. Beware..

Got to love the humour of Bristol folk, these signs have been put up warning of Chris the Croc #bristolcroc

I'm back....

Nothing wooden about me champ. You want wooden, try watching Hollyoaks... x.com/luke_goodrich/…