I'd expect nothing less. This is what separates veteran actors from those who are less experienced. A noob would have just lay there on those steps until nightfall, costing the production hundreds of thousands of dollars.

The stairs are made of slips

The Red Dwarf website is about to reopen - maybe even as soon as today. #Reddwarf #Sinbinisland

You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.

Dove campaign for real beauty

Some people are very quick to criticise my book Domination - jumping to conclusions, launching ad hominem attacks - and getting annoyed if I respond to point out they’re mischaracterising my argument!

Y’alright Cockers!! This week is the 40th anniversary of @CBBC to celebrate here are some pics of me with some of my furry friends… #happyanniversary❤️ #cbbc

Ladies, if he's: • Possessive • Confusing • Never where he's supposed to be ...He's not your man. He's an apostrophe.

I miss my boy, that's all. A quarter of a century. You can watch them all on Al Murray 🇺🇦's youtube channel youtube.com/playlist?list=…

No she wouldn’t

WRITE the alphabet around the edge of your ironing board to encourage ghosts to do the work for you. (via WriterOfWrongs)

Another photo from the 5 million strong anti-Trump protest in London today. Britain has spoken.

Comedy's legal again folks

The Low Oxygen Variety Hour

Been blocking and reporting all morning 😉

I recognise Manchester's right to exist.

Apparently at the end of my shift they’re going to tell me why I’m being fired from my job at the restaurant. I can’t wait.