We took the flag back. We took the USA chant back. We even took the hot blonds back so suck it Fox News

Having a smoke while reading the local obituaries because I’m a badass

NEXT WEEK YOU’RE GONNA HIT A PEBBLE WITH THAT THING AND WE’RE GONNA CALL IT AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT OK?

When the final book on MAGA is written (hopefully soon) it will be categorized as Nonfiction Folk Horror

I HATE GRAPES IN CHICKEN SALAD

Bret Stephens, in classic NYT form, wants to know what Harris thinks the United States should do about the Houthis before he decides to vote for her. I know all my friends and neighbors here in rust belt Pennsylvania are losing sleep over the Houthis, Bret. Thanks for repping

Love is a form of rabies. Discuss

Summer is best enjoyed in the Fall

You may call this a coincidence but if you ever caught a wiff of that guy… apnews.com/article/422c46…

Bourbon is just pumpkin spice vodka

Kaitlin Collins is the singularity of every unattainable girl I crushed on in high school. Well, one turned out to be attainable but mind your own damn business

Had to do a screenshot because for some odd reason I was unable to post the link. Full report, also oddly, in the WSJ

Hey about that expanded child tax credit… is it retroactive? Say if your kids are, like, 30? Kamala HQ

BUT BEYONCE

All right, George Hahn needs to express a few things on his mind. He is precisely correct. We are in the dumbest of times. #DemVoice1 #DemsUnited

Bye bye what once was twitter but was murdered by real life Leatherface, I’ve left for bluer skies and hope my friends do too