On the hunt for an old #BurnleyFC shirt. A specific one. Any #twitterclarets have one of these in a medium that you'd be willing to sell? DM me if so!

Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery Samuel Bastien #twitterclarets

A "new test". It $ure i$ that. And only an average of 5000 fan$ to judge you. What a move.

What is Cooper doing there...? Selles sacked in September? Likely. #IPSSHU

Ipswich 5-0 Sheffield United with 80 on the clock. #IPSSHU

Wow 😶 Rest in peace, Ricky Hatton.

So tough to take. To a man, we were so well organised today. Disgusting from the referee and the linesman throughout. Infuriating. Welcome back to the fucking Premier League, eh? #twitterclarets

Now. The big issue with Lesley... The chap doing the teams/announcements. You know the one, "let's hear it for Burnley". How are we pronouncing Ugochukwu? U-go-chuk-wu? He seems to have it Uh-goo-choo-coo. Can't just be me that's heard it... #twitterclarets

Football Terrorism We're back. #twitterclarets

At least we can go to bed tonight, safe in the knowledge that we, whatever happens, won't wake up Scouse in the morning. Night #twitterclarets 🫡

It's incredible to see that all ten of them have access to the internet, too.

Just don't mention the parts where: 1) Lesley wins the ball. 2) MacAllister jumps in two-footed. Neither fit the agenda for the "woe is me" brigade. #twitterclarets

Fan of top 6 side who have spunked almost £500M in one single window, the most by any club in one window, crying because little old Burnley wouldn't roll over and concede 5. Absolute bunch o' cunts.

Liverpool have spent more in this summer transfer window than Burnley have in their total 143-year history.

It's Monday. It's pissing down. But I refuse to be lectured on football by special brews that have either never seen Anfield or "once went on a stadium tour and had a picture with a Gerrard shirt". Off. You. Fuck. #twitterclarets

Oh here we are, the fucking netspenders are back. Didn't take long #twitterclarets

The year is 2050. Chris Wilder has just turned 82 and has been reappointed as Sheffield United manager for the 25th time.

Was that a club-approved flag on the correct length pole and not displaying anything offensive? #twitterclarets

Absolutely fucking insufferable.