Ukrainians tried interrogating these guys and they would not break. You know you’re certified crazy when the guys torturing you in a global proxy war say “these guys are nuts”

UFC Persia

Dana White is responsible for this somehow, I know it

Black dudes in Austin dress like they’re breaking the color barrier in pickleball

Springtime colds don’t feel fair. It’s confusing because the weather is perfect but also poison

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Sara Bareilles holds a special place in my heart. She is the only person that told me, in not so many words, that it’s okay to be broken, to be struggling, and to be a woman. 2 out of 3 ain’t bad

People say “there’s no black peoples in Austin” like they haven’t seen any one of our thousands of Indians and Pakistanis.

Baby Boomer hate isn’t necessarily undeserved but certainly misplaced

Gonna be a flop. I can tell you why.. Genetic freaks don’t translate well to a high performance, ultra specific contact sport. Yes, his measurements are impressive, but put all of that size into motion and give it split second decisions, suddenly he’s no longer an issue

They say America destabilizes the world. Half these countries were unstable before America had electricity.

If Satan runs the world, don’t blame America, we just got here. 270 years isn’t long enough

USA all the way We will take the straight of Hormuz and turn it gay #USA

To any man who has lived through some stuff. We all hear about the “hard lessons” you learned but what are some of the good lessons

I’m so broke I stole from a canned food drive, the woman working at the store saw me with cans in my hand and said “thank you for your support” and I couldn’t tell if she was being sarcastic…

If yall were looking for a “work”… this is it. Both fighters want their last big payday.. both know their careers are over… both are being weird saying “I love you”

I tried learning Louisiana French but I gave up after learning I sound like an even bigger idiot

I can read white guilt like Bagger Vance reads a Par 4.

Something feels disingenuous about 65 yr old protesters. You can’t be handed everything as a baby boomer then complain about it all going bad. If it was me I would turn that protest into a world star video

Iran is a giant false flag. American oil is back because of what we did in Venezuela. We decided to kick-start that economy through this pointless military campaign.. foreign bases were destroyed but we needed a reduced presence. Greater America is coming