The Bionic Paw
@thebionicpaw
Got squashed by a car and picked up by a sucker who spent a £9000 bionic paw. Living it large on three legs. Breakfast in bed. gofund.me/242215f5c
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19-09-2025 18:07:17
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Here I am, smashing it on the front page of CatsMatter
The new tin-opener is mumbling away about £9000 for my new foot, my old owners, and something to do with someone called Visa. It’s all bit rude and it’s disturbing my sleep. If you could donate, it might shut her up. Thanks, TBP. Ricky Gervais Virgin Radio UK
HOW DARE THEY BY ME A NEW BED? THE AUDACITY! Return the crappy cushion or prepare to suffer the world ending consequences. CatsMatter Ricky Gervais
Loving me Virgin Radio UK this evening, I wish the new DJ would say his name a bit slower. I’m only a cat.
Just caught the end of the Chris Evans hosting my favourite Breakfast Show on Virgin Radio UK. Still recovering from my amputation. Doing a little better everyday thanks!
Having a ‘savage’ Saturday morning listening to Talking Heads on my favourite Virgin Radio UK. Very proud that my recovery is being supported by CatsMatter #tripod #cats #amputee
I was listening to virginradio this morning amongst all the excitement around Slow Horses- Gary Oldman (err, Sir Gary) oh so casually drops that he is doing ‘a play’ next year. Quite frankly the excitement is too much! If I had four paws I’d keep them all crossed for London!
On Thursday we have ‘double breakfast’ in bed whilst listening to Virgin Radio UK. How awesome was BobbiBrown Cosmetics? My recovery is proudly supported by CatsMatter
My new mum has started calling me her ‘little pork chop’. Rude. Just rude. How dare she? Apart from that I am recovering very well. My final x-rays are next Monday. Paws crossed. Cat Lives Matter and Gareth Williams. thank you so much for your support,
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