Here I am, smashing it on the front page of CatsMatter

You only get your 15 mins of fame once!

The new tin-opener is mumbling away about £9000 for my new foot, my old owners, and something to do with someone called Visa. It’s all bit rude and it’s disturbing my sleep. If you could donate, it might shut her up. Thanks, TBP. Ricky Gervais Virgin Radio UK

I meowed a little too heartily at this, but, then I’m still on drugs.

HOW DARE THEY BY ME A NEW BED? THE AUDACITY! Return the crappy cushion or prepare to suffer the world ending consequences. CatsMatter Ricky Gervais

Is this a joke? I look more like Princess Di than she does.

I will submit to the comfort of the new bed, but only by 50%. The other 50% retains it right to be miserable.

Loving me Virgin Radio UK this evening, I wish the new DJ would say his name a bit slower. I’m only a cat.

Just caught the end of the Chris Evans hosting my favourite Breakfast Show on Virgin Radio UK. Still recovering from my amputation. Doing a little better everyday thanks!

Having a ‘savage’ Saturday morning listening to Talking Heads on my favourite Virgin Radio UK. Very proud that my recovery is being supported by CatsMatter #tripod #cats #amputee

I was listening to virginradio this morning amongst all the excitement around Slow Horses- Gary Oldman (err, Sir Gary) oh so casually drops that he is doing ‘a play’ next year. Quite frankly the excitement is too much! If I had four paws I’d keep them all crossed for London!

Morning all, here I am, hoping to score breakfast in bed. Apparently having only three legs is no longer an excuse.

Remember how you felt on week 7 of lockdown? No? Here’s a reminder.

On Thursday we have ‘double breakfast’ in bed whilst listening to Virgin Radio UK. How awesome was BobbiBrown Cosmetics? My recovery is proudly supported by CatsMatter

My new mum has started calling me her ‘little pork chop’. Rude. Just rude. How dare she? Apart from that I am recovering very well. My final x-rays are next Monday. Paws crossed. Cat Lives Matter and Gareth Williams. thank you so much for your support,

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On Fridays I have ‘double dinner’. This week was duck and surf & turf.